Funeral Humor

The associate pastor and I were talking and he told me that during his most recent funeral, he was sitting in the back of the funeral car and to pass the time, was reading a pen he found on the seat.

It read, "Contemporary Cremations" with a phone number.

We both laughed -- I guess that would be a contemporary cremation as opposed to the lower cost option of a pyre and a bucket of gasoline out in the backyard...