A Picture's Worth A Thousand Words

Before one of the Masses yesterday, a woman came up to one of the other parishioners and me and pulled out a calendar with the pastor's picture on one of the months. We were both surprised since it is not a calendar we have ever seen or heard of, produced by some local sisters. In fact, he probably doesn't know it exists.

The other parishioner smiled and said, "Look at that! He's a calendar boy."

I quipped, "Yes, Mr. March."

"It's like the firefighter's calendar, but aimed at nuns," she retorted.

We both giggled away and we agreed we'd better not tell him we said that because it probably would not go over well.