A Typical Workistry Moment

The cook relayed a story from earlier to me, when she mentioned she wondered why she had discovered scratches "on one arm only" to the secretary.

The secretary replied, "You only scratch there when you're lonely?"

The cook tried again, emphasizing, "One arm only."

The secretary responded again, "You shouldn't do that when you're lonely. You should try eating or something else."

The cook got very close to her and enunciated loudly, "ONE ARM ONLY!"

The secretary laughed as she finally got it, but not before the cook added in her usual blunt way, "I scratch other things besides my arm when I'm lonely!"

Oh my.